hells yeah, kriksmas. you thought we were done touring? GUESS AGAIN.
REALITY IS REAL. that’s right, we’re going to play a christmas tour of christmas music at a bunch of christmas shows/parties, and one of them is probably in your town. and you’re going to go because you’ll get to wear ugly clothes. and that is the glue that binds our generation. ugly clothes. don’t question it.
also, we’re releasing our first christmas album RIGHT NOW. it’s called “the christmas album.”
you can get it at our christmas store, which is right here. just purchase anything at the store and you get the album immediately for free as a little bonus. or you can think of the thing you get at the store as the little bonus, whichever. regardless, this is the only way to get the album, so head on over and get your mother our cd for goodness sake (we’ll wrap the packages too, if you want). go ahead and listen to the single off it, an original tune called “ukulele christmas,” here. unfortunately, we’re not doing any black friday discounts because it’s saturday and our shit is awesome. in fact, i’m gonna go make everything cost $60 more. brb.
so on this tour, we’re not just gonna be playing christmas songs and wearing ugly sweaters. we’ll be taking requests too, cause i’m pretty sure daniel knows all the kriksmas songs. i’ll make an old-man book of them and have spectacles. it’ll be like the holidays with your annoying guitar loving uncle, only it’s me, and you can drink booze. see you there.
THE OFFICIAL UGLY SWEATY CHRISTMAS PARTY TOUR
(check back in soon for details, or message me directly.)
Thursday, December 8th – Green Bay, WI @ UW Green Bay
Friday, December 9th – Madison, WI @ Johnson Public House
Sunday, December 11th – Chicago, IL @ Uncommon Ground (Devon)
Tuesday, December 13th – Rockford, IL @ Mary’s Market
Thursday, December 15th – Dekalb, IL @ The House Cafe
Friday, December 16th – Rock Island, IL @ Rock Island Community Center
Saturday, December 17th – Kansas City, MO @ TBA
Sunday, December 18th – Omaha, NE @ The Barley St. Tavern
Monday, December 19th – Iowa City, IA @ The Mill
Tuesday, December 20th – Baraboo, WI @ UW-Baraboo/Sauk County
Wednesday, December 21st – Tomah, WI @ Book Bog
Thursday, December 22nd – Oshkosh, WI @ Becket’s
Friday, December 23rd – Wausau, WI @ Malarkey’s
You are absolutely delightfully nuts!
Really would make my Christmas to come see your Mom and sibs at the time of your xmas concert in Boo. Trying so hard to get enough days off and $$ to do so!
Wishing you and Daniel well on the road.
“May the road greet you with many open doors, smiling faces and bad Christmas sweaters!”
Love you,
Aunt Connie
Great show but we were dissappointed that Daniel was not wearing the skirt in the photo above. The kid was missing too. You’re still invited over for dinner anytime you’re in Madison.
You nee to come back to green bay again because I missed you when you were here):